Bro Code Rule 4: The right to bear a wingman

Rule number 4 of the "Bro Code" is a rule that helps structure the Bro Code. All bros have the right to bear a wingman or, in other words, a bro has the right to dub a fellow bro to be his wingman. The wingmans job is to do many things. First one is to always talk the bro up in front of hoe with positive comments. The bro being the wingman has to do this to make sure the hoe falls for and/or sleeps with the bro. A bro who is the wingman can not cock block the bro no matter whom the hoe maybe in less it is the bros hoe or the bros mother.

Other responsibilities for a wingman include: 

Being there for the bro when he ditches his hoe.

Getting him very sloppy drunk on random occasions.

Going on occasional brodates.

Making sure the bro is following the bro code.

Never letting the bro forget who are hoes and who are bitches.

And lastly, making sure the bro is not going to do anything unbro. 

Bro Code Rule 3: Bromances

One of the most talked about things in the Bro Code, bromances. People say bromances are gay. (For any one who does not know what a bromance is it, Describes the complicated love and affection shared by two straight males.) That definition was brought to you by UrbanDictionary.com. Continuing furhter, Bromances are neither gay nor should you be embarrased about them. Bros have the right to chill with another bro and go on "bro dates". Bro dates may seem gay to hoes and may even seem gay to fellow bros but I must inform you they are anything but gay. As long as both bros are straight they are not gay. If in the very off chance and very slim chance a fellow bro is batting for the other team than the bro on the bro date with the bro may immediately end the bro date without asking any questions to the gay bro. If this situation does occur make sure your bro is indeed shooting free throws grandma style. Other wise you may insult a completely cool bro.

If a bro turns out to do the upside down cha cha slide than a bro who is on a bro date with him is allowed to insult him for a total of 5 minutes and "bitch slap him". (I know. A bitch slap sounds pussy and totally homosexually but a bro must remember that the homobro was in fact a regular bro at one point in time and that all bros should try to stay away from bro violence.)

If you think your bro could potentially be a homo bro than may god bless you bro because the bro code can't help you there.

Remember anything goes in a bromance as long as it is funny and doesnt included doing things only homobros would do.

Bro Code Rule 2: Restroom Rights

The second rule of the Bro Code is "Restroom Rights". All bros have the right to go to the bathroom, but occasionally going to the bathroom and seeing other bros can get very awkward very quickly in public settings. When a bro goes to the bathroom he should always make sure there is one urinal in between him and his fellow bro. The bro shouldn't make eye contact with the other bro nor should he attempt to start a conversation. Never look at another bros little bro. Looking at a bros little bro is not only in void of the bro code but it is also high homosexual. Bros are allowed to make eye contact and start a quick conversation at the sink. All bros should wash their hands after touching there little bro. Most bros mothers taught them not to piss on their hands therefore if a bro doesnt wash his hands it is only because his little bro didnt piss on his hands. Also, if a bro is in desperate need of toilet paper during the restroom the bro should seek help from a fellow bro by asking them for more toilet paper when the bro is at the sink. Let us now take time to go over the key points of "Bro Code Rule 2: Restroom Rights".

Never use the urinal right next to your bro.
Dont start a conversation when using the urinal.

Dont make eye contact or look at another bros little bro while using the urinal.

You may make conversation and eye contact at the sink.

A bro should check to make sure the bro has toilet paper before toilet use.

If a bro looks at another bros little bro and the bro spots the other bro looking at his little bro the bro is allowed to tell all of his other bros that the bro was checking out his little bro and the bros are allowed to make fun of the other bro for looking his bros little bro for a total of 3 days.

Bro Code Rule 1: Bros Before Hoes.

Bros Before Hoes is the first and one of the most important rules in the entire Bro Code. If there is one rule worth knowing its this one. This rule clearly means that a hoe should never get in the way of two bros! This rule is highly important and needs a lot attention. For example, what if under a hypothetical scenario two bros are fighting over a hoe? Bros should immediately realize the hoe obviously isn't worth the fighting and both bros should neglect the hoe and move forward. Neither bro is permitted to date or have any relations other than a friendship with the hoe for it would clearly void the "Bro Code". Also, if a hoe is hogging your bro you must address your situation to the bro and both bros must agree to make time for one another.

No Bro is allowed to steal another bros hoe in less the bro and hoe have been broken up for longer than one month, or if the bro gets permission from the bro to date the hoe.

Bros should always treat hoes with as much respect as possible! Although hoes are not bros they are too people. (Hard to imagine for some bros)

Never abuse a hoe! Abusing a hoe in any form is strictly against the Bro Code.

Bros should be other Bros "Wingbros" (also referred to as wingman or pick up buddy) and you should never leave a bro behind in less the it is an extreme emergency. 

Always back up a bro.

Bros of any kind should never fight. If a bro hits on a bros hoe the bro should tell the bro to please stop. If the bro continues to hit on the bros hoe than a bro fight may occur. Bro fights are not encouraged but they have happened in Bro History. All bros should avoid bro fights best as possible! Violence is rarely tolerated in the Bro Code and if violence occurred it is my duty to serve punishment to Bros.

Punishment may be a fine of up to 75 dollars or complete rights taken away from bros.

The Bro Code

In world of the "Bro Code" there are many rules which I plan on sharing and addressing with everyone that deserves too see them. The Bro Code is very complex much like our economy, but also very simple. We must keep in mind that the Bro Code does constantly change and adapt as technology and new advances are made in this world. I intend on adjusting the so call "Bro Code" so that Bros everywhere can be on the same page and refer back to my blog if such controversial issues ever arise. This blog will help settle future arguments and also guide new Bros who want to learn about the "Bro Code".