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Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Bro Code Rule 4: The right to bear a wingman

Rule number 4 of the "Bro Code" is a rule that helps structure the Bro Code. All bros have the right to bear a wingman or, in other words, a bro has the right to dub a fellow bro to be his wingman. The wingmans job is to do many things. First one is to always talk the bro up in front of hoe with positive comments. The bro being the wingman has to do this to make sure the hoe falls for and/or sleeps with the bro. A bro who is the wingman can not cock block the bro no matter whom the hoe maybe in less it is the bros hoe or the bros mother.
Other responsibilities for a wingman include: 
Being there for the bro when he ditches his hoe.
Getting him very sloppy drunk on random occasions.
Going on occasional brodates.
Making sure the bro is following the bro code.
Never letting the bro forget who are hoes and who are bitches.
And lastly, making sure the bro is not going to do anything unbro. 

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