One of the most talked about things in the Bro Code, bromances. People say bromances are gay. (For any one who does not know what a bromance is it, Describes the complicated love and affection shared by two straight males.) That definition was brought to you by UrbanDictionary.com. Continuing furhter, Bromances are neither gay nor should you be embarrased about them. Bros have the right to chill with another bro and go on "bro dates". Bro dates may seem gay to hoes and may even seem gay to fellow bros but I must inform you they are anything but gay. As long as both bros are straight they are not gay. If in the very off chance and very slim chance a fellow bro is batting for the other team than the bro on the bro date with the bro may immediately end the bro date without asking any questions to the gay bro. If this situation does occur make sure your bro is indeed shooting free throws grandma style. Other wise you may insult a completely cool bro.
If a bro turns out to do the upside down cha cha slide than a bro who is on a bro date with him is allowed to insult him for a total of 5 minutes and "bitch slap him". (I know. A bitch slap sounds pussy and totally homosexually but a bro must remember that the homobro was in fact a regular bro at one point in time and that all bros should try to stay away from bro violence.)
If you think your bro could potentially be a homo bro than may god bless you bro because the bro code can't help you there.
Remember anything goes in a bromance as long as it is funny and doesnt included doing things only homobros would do.
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