The second rule of the Bro Code is "Restroom Rights". All bros have the right to go to the bathroom, but occasionally going to the bathroom and seeing other bros can get very awkward very quickly in public settings. When a bro goes to the bathroom he should always make sure there is one urinal in between him and his fellow bro. The bro shouldn't make eye contact with the other bro nor should he attempt to start a conversation. Never look at another bros little bro. Looking at a bros little bro is not only in void of the bro code but it is also high homosexual. Bros are allowed to make eye contact and start a quick conversation at the sink. All bros should wash their hands after touching there little bro. Most bros mothers taught them not to piss on their hands therefore if a bro doesnt wash his hands it is only because his little bro didnt piss on his hands. Also, if a bro is in desperate need of toilet paper during the restroom the bro should seek help from a fellow bro by asking them for more toilet paper when the bro is at the sink. Let us now take time to go over the key points of "Bro Code Rule 2: Restroom Rights".
Never use the urinal right next to your bro.
Dont start a conversation when using the urinal.
Dont make eye contact or look at another bros little bro while using the urinal.
You may make conversation and eye contact at the sink.
A bro should check to make sure the bro has toilet paper before toilet use.
If a bro looks at another bros little bro and the bro spots the other bro looking at his little bro the bro is allowed to tell all of his other bros that the bro was checking out his little bro and the bros are allowed to make fun of the other bro for looking his bros little bro for a total of 3 days.
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